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+#!/usr/bin/perl
+#
+# by Stefan 'tommie' Tomanek
+
+use strict;
+
+use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI);
+$VERSION = "2003020801";
+%IRSSI = (
+    authors     => "Stefan 'tommie' Tomanek",
+    contact     => "stefan\@pico.ruhr.de",
+    name        => "BeStoiber",
+    description => "stoibers your messages",
+    license     => "GPLv2",
+    url         => "",
+    modules     => "",
+    changed     => "$VERSION",
+    commands	=> "bestoiber"
+);
+
+
+use Irssi 20020324;
+
+sub stoibern ($) {
+    my ($text) = @_;
+    my $result;
+    my $buffer;
+    foreach (split / /, $text) {
+	if (int(rand(4)) == 1) {
+	    $result .= ' eehh, ';
+	} else {
+	    $result .= ' ';
+	}
+	if (substr($_, 0,1) =~ /[A-Z]+/ && int(rand(2)) == 1) {
+	    my @buzzwords = split(/,/, Irssi::settings_get_str('bestoiber_buzzwords'));
+	    $result .= $buzzwords[rand(scalar(@buzzwords))].", ";
+	}
+	if (int(rand(6)) == 1) {
+	    $result =~ s/,?\ $//;
+	    $result .= ", ".$buffer." " if $buffer;
+	}
+
+	$result .= $_;
+	$buffer = $_;
+    }
+    $result =~ s/^ //;
+    return $result;
+}
+
+sub cmd_bestoiber ($$$) {
+    my ($arg, $server, $witem) = @_;
+    if ($witem && ($witem->{type} eq 'CHANNEL' || $witem->{type} eq 'QUERY')) {
+	$witem->command('MSG '.$witem->{name}.' '.stoibern($arg));
+    } else {
+	print CLIENTCRAP "%B>>%n ".stoibern($arg);
+    }
+}
+
+Irssi::settings_add_str($IRSSI{name}, 'bestoiber_buzzwords', 'Arbeitslose,Fr. Merkel,Schröder');
+
+Irssi::command_bind('bestoiber', \&cmd_bestoiber);